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Title: Monday morning funnies...
Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 14, 2019, 04:51:59 AM
Monday morning funnies.................
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Post by: Mike Duluth on January 14, 2019, 08:49:33 AM
Good morning Lloyd---That's worth a smile or two.
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Post by: KG_66 on January 16, 2019, 03:33:35 PM
Nice.  Thanks for that!  One more.
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Post by: vince on January 16, 2019, 06:51:46 PM
I saw a guy today on Hwy 100 in Edina ridding a Yamaha R6. Poor guy. Must not of had a choice.
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 17, 2019, 02:28:32 PM
M          Minnesota
N

M            Motorcycle
S             Sprint           (Sport, sprint....... we do sprint around more than sport around?)
T              Touring
A               Association


Anyone riding yesterday must have been very cold. 7* start and a 20* high is certainly not my idea of fun..........  But hey, apparently he is committed to ridnig?!?
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 17, 2019, 02:34:16 PM
here are a couple more for your Thursday dulldrums.......
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 18, 2019, 12:31:17 AM
Oh what the hell, I have to add this one................

 The dumbs thought passing something without any knowledge of it was agreat idea for Odumbo, but something everyone with an ounce of brains knows will not work- they can't fathom.........

Glad Pelosi and her spineless followers were shut down today! She belly aches and does nothing to "make a deal" then wants to leave for a week to insure has to do nothing for another week all while claiming she cares what those 800,000 are going through......
Whatever, she and her ilk are worthless scum
And why oh why should taxpayers pay for her and 6 'collegues' and 93 of Pelosi's family members and another 85 family members from these other 6????
 So 178 family members flying on Air Force One on taxpayers dime, with no official business and for no other reason than what.... family vacation........  is now acceptable? Politicians need to be reigned in and reigned in hard!
Title: Re: Monday morning funnies...
Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 27, 2019, 12:27:21 AM
Nothing actually funny about this one

It is one of those true, but sad it even needs to be said ones..............

Too damn many think they are "owed"......... Hell that is why more than half the illegals show up- get "FREE" shit off the backs of the taxpayers........
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 27, 2019, 12:28:58 AM
oh hell

What is the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?








 A man will actually search for the golf ball
..........................................................................

 What is the difference between a Dunlop motorcycle tire and 365 used condoms......
One is a goodyear and the other is a great year!



lol
Title: Re: Monday morning funnies...
Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on April 17, 2019, 01:17:32 PM
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,
“Ive kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde.”

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on April 17, 2019, 01:19:51 PM
No truer words ever spoken....
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Post by: wiemanca on April 18, 2019, 07:53:36 AM
Here is another Funny.  And true!
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Post by: wiemanca on April 18, 2019, 07:55:09 AM
And then on a more serious note...

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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on April 18, 2019, 06:11:58 PM
Here is another Funny.  And true!

I saw a meme where the bottom captions was;

Harleys please continue to not exceed 30mph in any curve
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on April 24, 2019, 02:36:59 PM
 A little more of colored taste, but funny none the less
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on May 07, 2019, 07:57:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0KvnL4YD9U (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0KvnL4YD9U)



who hasn't felt like this with their computer, cell phone or pretty much any other electronic device................


 I love the sledge hammer guy at about 3 minutes in, who keeps a sledge hammer in the office? or perhaps he went out to his car? In any case, that is some funny shit.....

 The key to your anger is controlling it and not letting it control you- geeze........... words of wisdom right there folks.

and fyi I am not angry, I simply don't tolerate stupid assholes and make no qualms about calling them out.
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 16, 2019, 03:01:31 PM
Another goody albeit a little old..........
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 23, 2019, 11:46:07 AM
https://pjmedia.com/davidsteinberg/ilhan-omar-happened-because-media-chose-to-lie-to-you/ (https://pjmedia.com/davidsteinberg/ilhan-omar-happened-because-media-chose-to-lie-to-you/)

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/video-rashida-tlaib-being-dragged-out-of-2016-trump-event?fbclid=IwAR0vMHKKooJcOcIGZwE4aFUuGwFlfw9QkQ34Wt9_EZGmkYx0I61ENd3G348 (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/video-rashida-tlaib-being-dragged-out-of-2016-trump-event?fbclid=IwAR0vMHKKooJcOcIGZwE4aFUuGwFlfw9QkQ34Wt9_EZGmkYx0I61ENd3G348)

These two are so worthless, that one could only laugh if they weren't so damn dangerous to America and American citizens (white christians and jews namely.... But they both hate America and everything and everyone that isn't just like them, the intollerent leftists strike again)
Title: Re: Monday morning funnies...
Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 12:33:36 PM
SO sad what has happened to the country since 2008................


People afraid to speak their mind freely for fear of hurting someones feelings and being called a racist

police in NYC getting buckets of water thrown on them and all they do is walk away, which will just empower the leftist asshole criminals to do even bolder and more disrespectful things escalating it until police are forced to take action--then of course the leftists assholes will scream how the police abused them

An era of smart phones and stupid people

An era of complete contempt and disrespect for America and American citizens (especially white males)

An era where people with mental health disorders and plain old insane people are considered normal and should be allowed to identify as anything they want and accepted all while badgering and berating the actual sane and normal people who know what the fuck they are.....

An era where big government rules everything and no matter who is in there nothing ever truly changes, it just keeps getting worse because all those politicians care about is themselves and getting re-elected so they can continue to fleece american taxpayers out of billions and billions each year and shove as much of that as they can steal into their own private coffers

An era where so many think their feelings are more important than actual facts and logic has been replaced with make believe feelings
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 12:36:08 PM
Sad but true!!!

The leftists have made it so
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 12:38:21 PM
Truth right here.
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 12:43:07 PM
Always my motto !
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 12:48:08 PM
Anyone going to run out and try this?- make sure it isn't at one of those liberetarded stores- they wouldn't understand.....
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on July 24, 2019, 05:34:02 PM
I so laughed at this one......... lol
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on August 19, 2019, 04:14:30 PM
never been my experience, but hey..........

You have to hand it to the guy, he has one that can't leave him and is going after another......

some people are so greedy.......
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on August 19, 2019, 04:15:02 PM
Ebay funnies..........
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on September 15, 2019, 04:05:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=341&v=tithGACE1gY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=341&v=tithGACE1gY)


A very good laugh........
Title: Re: Monday morning funnies...
Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on September 17, 2019, 02:17:32 AM
How a woman stops any and all arguments.......
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on September 21, 2019, 04:09:18 AM
Truth bomb right there..................
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on October 08, 2019, 09:25:25 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9045707776/h3A7A53B5/

So true far too many days.......
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on October 24, 2019, 06:10:47 PM
Best conversation I will have all day too!
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on October 24, 2019, 06:12:12 PM
If only..........
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on October 24, 2019, 06:13:15 PM
Never cared and still don't....  ;)
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on October 25, 2019, 10:52:49 AM
More truth....but the leftists dumbs would never understand the truth anyways! All they know how to do is point fingers, place blame on everyone else, hate everyone with a differing opinion and call them one of the phobes and not view facts at all-instead they make up their own false reality based on their own hate and their own crimes
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Post by: Deplorable, thank you! on January 26, 2020, 05:16:01 PM
If Monday cannot see me, does that mean monday won't come?

asking for a friend (who happens to be hiding behind a tree hoping Sunday never ends)



https://me.me/i/if-i-cant-see-monday-monday-cant-see-me-right-fe40f7ed00f14b708caf591cea6c139b