________________________________________ Minnesota Viking Questions The Minnesota Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Minneapolis . For the first offense, they give you 2 Vikings tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Minnesota Vikings
Q. What do the Vikings and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A. An Imposter.
Q. What's the difference between the Minnesota Viking and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody Knows
Q. What do the Vikings and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Brad Childress' house last night.
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Childress' house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering
I'm going to wear my blaze orange riding suit, just so some trigger happy hunter doesn't think that I'm a fast deer crossing the road. And I should probalby take the fake atlers off of my helmet...
I just joined this forum with a reference from one of your own who also belongs to the Kawasaki Concours Forum. I recently purchased a new 2008 Kawi Concours 14 leftover off the show floor at Leo's South after not riding for several years. I previously had a 2001 Concours 10 that was totaled in a crash that banged me up pretty well and resulted in three surgeries. So now I am Back In The Saddle and rebuilding my skill and confidence on a bike that is worlds better, and more capable, than the old one. I look forward to riding with some of you next season. Don
Show Posts
